Last week, I posted an article that suggested who various and sundry superheroes would vote for.
This week, I think it's time the villains got a shot at it.
Norman Osborn aka: the Green Goblin (Marvel).
One of the most evil bastards in the Marvel universe, Norman Osborn, by day, is a seriously big big business Wall Street CEO. He is a vicious psychopath and merciless killer. Norman Osborn mostly resides in New York City, which makes him a definite shoe-in for a Democratic voter, no matter who the candidate is.
Also, keep in mind that a lot of Wall Street tycoons are supporters to the Democratic party -- John Corzine, Robert Rubin (Goldman Sachs), Citibank, and George Soros (Democrat and Obama's biggest supporter), Brookfield Asset Management, Lehman Brothers (who now work for the Obama Administration).
And can you imagine what Osborn would do with a stimulus package?
VOTE GOES TO: Obama.
Wilson Fisk aka The Kingpin (Marvel)
By day, he is a businessman, though not as big as Norman Osborn in the business world. He is more local in his business interests and his crime. And, in his personal life, he left the crime world and moved to Japan, mostly for his family. He actually stayed out of the crime business for his wife. Only when his family was threatened, and his wife lost to him that he reentered the world of crime. Add to that he spent a lot of time in Japan learning philosophy, martial arts, etc.
While you can say many things about the Japanese, their traditional culture is very, very conservative. And, between that and his [relatively] small business interests, Fisk probably comes out as both an economic and social conservative.
VOTE GOES TO: Romney.
Poison Ivy, aka Dr Pamela Isley (DC).
A radical environmentalist, heavy on the mental, Poison Ivy is the ultimate eco-terrorist. She also happens to be bat-guano insane, taking monomania to a whole new level of crazy. A one issue voter, she cares nothing for the "War on Women," since she has already declared the human race something worthy of extinction, and only cares about environmental issues.
Since she makes current Left-wing ecofreaks seem reasonable, she'd probably find the most hard-line environmentalist she can. Barring that, she might actually approve of standard contraception and abortion, since it means fewer people to trample her precious flowers.
VOTE GOES TO: Obama
Harley Quinn, aka Harleen Quinzel.
A former shrink, Harley Quinn went quite mad a while ago, falling for the Joker. She has a long history of tolerating abuse and putting up with whatever his narcissism and whimsy dictates.
However, she also had had enough at one point, and shot the little bugger.
Her mind would hear the phrase "War on Women" and think "War? What War? Who's shooting?" Her sources of information would rely on either her precious "Mista Jay" or her best friend, Poison Ivy. And, let's face it, Joker would enter a polling place to gas everyone to death, and then vote for Ron Paul.
VOTE GOES TO: Whoever Joker tells her to vote for (see above), or whoever Ivy tells her (see above).
Catwoman, aka Selina Kyle.
A professional thief, Selina would not be the type of person to complain about the 1%. She loves the 1%. After all, without them, who else would she rob?
She is also a single mother (or she was, pre-nDCU), so she's not exactly the pro-abortion type, assuming she even dwells on the matter. And, let's face it, she, she has a tendency to jump the bones of the richest person in town. But, would this make her a Romney voter? Not necessarily.
However, Selina has also occasionally worked as a thief for the federal government; if she voted, she would vote her paycheck, and go for the guy most likely to fund the Company she works for.
Also, Romney might remind her of another rich white conservative she occasionally sleeps with.
VOTE GOES TO: Romney.
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