Monday, January 9, 2017

Live and Let Bite, Chapter 4 Excerpt

So in this chapter of Live and Let Bite ....

Well, Marco's gone hunting again.

And you know how messy that can get.

You will notice that in this particular excerpt, Marco has become slightly more cranky than usual. Something is bothering him, and if you've read Murphy's Law of Vampires, you can probably take a guess by what you read here.

If you haven't, well, you should be reading it.

Earlier, I said that this would be the book in which certain elements of the first two books come to a head, and this chapter is a large part of the reason why.

Let's put it this way, gentle reader -- if you think that you've had more than enough of waiting for Marco and Amanda to settle their issues, imagine how the two of them feel.

And David Weber sometimes worries about what would happen if he ran into his characters in a dark alley because of what he's done to them. Gah.

****

He looked over the bar with his omnipresent smile. It was his Scaramouche smile - he was certainly born with the sense that the world was mad, though he wasn’t 100% on the “born with the gift of laughter” part.

Someone touched him on the arm, and he turned. The blonde was utterly stunning. Marco’s face didn’t even shift a little, and he made certain to look at her lips. “Hi there.”

She gave him a toothy grin. “You’re cute.”

He leaned into her, almost so that he could put his lips to her ear. “Could you repeat that?” he asked at normal volume.

Unseen by anyone else, his left hand drew out a syringe. The needle was thin enough to be barely felt by most people, but sharp enough to penetrate most clothing. As he spoke in her ear, he stuck her in the belly and injected the contents straight into her abdomen.

The woman stopped, blinked, jerked, and tore off for the bathroom.

She never came out.

He sighed, and shook his head.

The bartender looked at him. “You scare off another one? What do you say to them, dude?”

Marco Catalano shrugged, his smile still amused. Fifty CCs of Holy Water into the guts of a vampire. “No idea.”


Someone touched him on the arm. Marco felt a well of rage flare up from his stomach. His smile stayed, though it didn’t reach his eyes. He spun on the bar stool again, ready to just tear the next vampire’s head off.

In this case, it was a petite redhead. Yana Rosenberg’s hand recoiled like she’d been burned. “Marco.”

“Yana,” he muttered, turning back to the bar.

“Are you okay?”

Marco’s eyes narrowed, and his smile tightened with suppressed rage before turning back to the smile. “I’m fine. Thank you. Now get lost. You’re scaring off the vampires.”

Yana grabbed his arm and pulled. “Come on, Marco, you’ve been here too long and -”

Marco swung around so fast, Yana thought he was going to hit her. His hand came up, and she flinched before a blow landed. Instead, it was just his finger pointing right between her eyes.

“You listen to me, you petty little witch,” he snarled. “I don’t give a crap what you have to say. Take your fashionable, San Francisco stereotype drivel out of here and leave me be. The only woman - the only person - I give a damn about is three thousand miles away, and has ignored me for almost four months. So pardon me if I don’t take your self-serving advice. Now get out, and get eaten by a vampire or something. Because we both know that without me and George, you, Tara and Tiffany would have been eaten months ago.”

“But Marco -”

Marco pushed past her, nearly hip-checking her into the crowd. “If you’re not going to leave me alone, then I’ll just leave.”

Marco made his way through the club, pushing and shoving anyone who didn’t get out of his way fast enough. This led to one rugby player taking a swing at him. Marco ducked, came up with a knee to the groin, then stomped down on the man’s instep. The rugby guy bent down low enough for Marco to clock him in the face with an elbow.

Marco went out the back way, kicking the door open. It was the back alley, just like he expected. The stench of foul matter emanating from the dumpster was its own special sort of hell.
“You’ve been killing my people here for the last week, Marco.”


Marco looked off to the side. It was a group of vampires. They wore the standard black leather “We’ve seen too many movies” look. The only distinguishing mark was a red armband on each arm. Of course, it had a peace symbol in the middle.

Marco arched a brow, smiled back. “How very San Francisco.”

The leader shrugged. He was about the size of a standard fullback - two meters tall, one wide. He had the brightest blue eyes that Marco had seen in a while.

“You’ve been killing my people. Mostly my women.”

Marco gave his own shrug. “Actually, I’ve been sticking them with holy water. Heck, had they picked up anyone else in the bar, they would never have known I was there. Next time, you should shop in singles bars.”

The leader took a step forward, and Marco nodded. The leader blinked, confused.

The confusion grew when the flaming arrows rained down on the group of vampires. The ground ignited under them.

The leader whirled to see his cadre burn alive. While he was distracted by the death of all his dreams, Marco leaped on his back, ramming a stake into the side of his throat and punching out, cutting everything from the windpipe to blood vessels.

The next stab was to the kidneys. Had the vampire been alive, it would have been a death so painful that he couldn’t even scream. The vampiric nature of the creature prevented him from dying, but didn’t spare him any of the pain.

Marco also didn’t spare him any pain. He stabbed the vampire in the side, the ball joint of the shoulder, the shoulder plexus, and basically everywhere but the heart. The wooden stake made certain that none of the wounds would heal immediately, and that all of them hurt. The vampire fell to one knee.


Then Marco got nasty.



Marco tossed aside the stake and brought out a crucifix from the canvas sheath under his jacket. He stabbed away again, this time in all the wounds he’d already made, cauterizing them open. Each stab of the crucifix burned even worse than the stakes.

The vampire fell face first onto the concrete. Marco flipped him over, straddled his blood-soaked chest, and continued to pummel him, the crucifix still in one hand.

Had Marco’s team not cut off the alleyway after the vampires entered it, or if Yana hadn’t chained the exit behind him, there would have been some danger of a passerby coming through. Had an outside observer seen Marco beating a vampire to death, they would have called the cops.

Had they seen his eyes, they would have run for their lives.

The vampire saw glimpses of the hate and rage burning in Marco’s eyes as he was slowly beaten to death. They were filled with such darkness, he had a passing thought that Marco may have been a demon.

The strangest part of all was Marco’s face. With the eyes of a mass murderer, he had a small, sardonic smile on his lips.

Marco merely continued to beat him to death. He changed his tactics, and started to stab the vampire in the front - again, everywhere but the heart.

After two minutes of nonstop striking, Marco staggered back, off the vampire. He pulled out a small atomizer with his left hand, and sprayed the vampire down with holy water.

Marco, panting, looked down at the vampire, death still in his eyes like a bad case of jaundice. “Your throat is going to heal, little man. But you’ve killed too many people in this city. It’s time for you and your people to leave here. All of you. And I am sick of you. I’m sick of vampires. I’m sick of demons. The term I’m going for is genocide.”

He took a deep breath, stood, and reached behind the foul dumpster. He had dropped a stink bomb in the dumpster every day for the past week, so that it would cover the smell of napalm that he had laid down during the day.

Marco came back with an ax. And a smile.

“Don’t move. This won’t hurt… for long.” As he raised the ax, he said, “No one expects the Marco Inquisition.”


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Saturday, January 7, 2017

The Catholic Geek: Hugos and Werecougars 01/08

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 Host Declan Finn is honored to ring in the New Year with two guests: John Van Stry and Hugo Award nominee, Lou Antonelli

In our first hour, at 7 PM, EST, is John Van Stry, who will discuss his Hammer Commission Series, with the joy of Werecougars

In our second hour, Hugo Award Nominee Lou Antonelli will discuss short story writing, and fallout from being associated with Sad Puppies.

John Van Stry grew up in NY on Long Island. Went to college for Electrical Engineering and joined the Air Force after that. When he got out of the service, he started in Robotics, but ended up in aerospace working for Grumman as a flight test engineer.

Lou Antonelli started writing fiction in middle age; his first story was published in 2003 when he was 46. He has had short stories published in the U.S., U.K., Canada, Australia, India and Portugal in venues such as Asimov's Science Fiction, Jim Baen's Universe, Tales of the Talisman, Andromeda Spaceways In-Flight Magazine, Greatest Uncommon Denominator (GUD), Daily Science Fiction, Buzzy Mag, and Omni Reboot, among many others. His collections include:Fantastic Texas, published in 2009; Texas &  Other Planets, published in 2010; and The Clock Struck None and Letters from Gardner, both published in 2014. His debut novel, the retro-futurist alternate history Another Girl, Another Planet:, is slated for release later in January by WordFire Press.


 



Nightwish - Last Ride Of The Day (Live FULL HD)

Yes, I've posted this before, but the lead singer, Floor, is better than the last one, Annette.

Also, I attach lyrics now. Because lyrics




We live in every moment but this one
Why don't we recognize the faces loving us so

What's God if not the spark that started my life
Smile of a stranger
Sweet music, starry skies
Wonder, mystery wherever my road goes
Early wake-ups in a moving home
Scent of fresh-mown grass in the morning-sun
Open theme park gates waiting for

Riding the day, every day into sunset
Finding the way back home

Once upon a night we'll wake to the carnival of life
The beauty of this ride ahead such an incredible high
It's hard to light a candle, easy to curse the dark instead
This moment the dawn of humanity
The last ride of the day

Wake up, Dead Boy
Enter adventureland
Tricksters, magicians will show you all that's real
Careless jugglers, snake charmers by your trail
Magic of a moment
Abracadabra



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Friday, January 6, 2017

Midseason Review: Quick Hits

Some of these shows don't really deserve a full review. Especially if they're a franchise that's been on forever and a day ... (ahem *NCIS*).  And some of them have been reviewed, and very little has changed.

Lethal Weapon: Continues to be the best new show, if not the best show, all season. There is depth. There is a mystery. There is heartbreak. This is better than the original movies had ever hoped for and more. I love this show. Period. 10/10

Blue Bloods: Just watch the show already. It actually keeps getting better, and does "ripped from the headlines" in a way that Law & Order only dreamed of. 10/10

Conviction: For a show that looked like "Chelsea Clinton meets Paris Hilton with a law degree" in the commercials, I am shocked and amazed at the level of character development, plotting, and overall fun they've done here. This "conviction integrity unit" is apparently a real thing (cutting off the Innocence project at the knees). And our heroes haven't won every battle, not all the clients are innocent, and one episode had the client AND an unknown accomplice thrown in jail.  There was one death penalty case episode, that could have been agit-prop, but I missed it. Probably for the best.

Overall? I'm shocked and amazed, and pleasantly surprised.  8/10


Notorious: Talk about out of left field. I thought I would have never gotten this far with this show. Started surprisingly strong, but they're straying a little off the field. They've managed to create a lawyer and a tv producer that I don't actually despise. There's something like an ethical code around here. Who knew? Overall, really good writing. There are mature relationships, and it feels like grown ups are in charge. In short, nothing like their usual Thursday night idiocy. They can, and probably will, make a come back ... if the show comes back. With any luck, it'll replace a Shonda Rhimes POS without becoming one.  8/10, overall, if they stop with the more outlandish elements.

Agents of SHIELD: Nope, still not watching it. And you can't make me.  0/10

NCIS, The Franchise 

This is the only one that needs to be broken down by component parts. Overall, it's fun, usually mindless television.  Some quick notes, though.

NCIS: The show is holding up well after the departure of Michael Weatherly.  I don't know why they replaced him with not two but three people. Perhaps they could not decide between the Blue Bloods alumni, the Idris Elba Bond clone, or the Adam Rodriquez knockoff (I swear, I have problems telling the difference if I look at the screen too fast). Personally, I like the return of Jennifer Esposito to television. If they need to vote people off this island, I hope they keep her. But right now, they're not suffering from character clutter, and I'm sure their budget is enough to sustain all of them. 7/10

NCIS: LA-- this time last year, I honestly thought that I was going to be done with this show by now. But, thanks to most of their cast, it holds up well.  Granted, there have been one or two episodes I watched and wanted to throttle the writers for screwing up, but they've managed to skip a lot of potential errors.  And the one subplot from this year that was annoying was also easily fast forwarded through. 7/10

NCIS: New Orleans -- this is really the lesser of the shows, but it has its moments. They're finally remembering that, "Hey! We're in New Orleans! Perhaps we should use local color and culture!" They're only three seasons in. I also like the arrival of their latest player, Vanessa Ferlito (24, Day 3, and CSI: NY, season 1), who's an FBI agent that's guaranteed to be fired from the FBI by year's end, because she's in the opening credits. 6/10

Bull: I still don't know what to make of this show, really. I guess "cute" is the best description I can come up with. I wouldn't use this for legal research, but this is television. 6.5-7/10, depending on the episode

The Blacklist: They lost me after making the return of Agent Keane's daughter became the #1 priority of the show. It was long, drawn out, and there was no resolution in sight. This plot was a bad idea from start to finish. This show is dead to me.  3/10

Blindspot: After too much SJW crap in season 1, this show was on the bubble for me. This year, the bubble burst. Instead of focusing on the crime du jour, they focused on melodrama, angst, and undercover work with a bunch of bring-down-the-government crazies of undecipherable political designation or philosophy. Or purpose. Kill it with fire.  2/10

Lucifer: while the insanity is still strong with this one, Lucifer went the wrong kind of strange this season. They've decided to ditch anything Judeo-Christian about the backstory of Lucifer, and went more Gnostic. I'm told it was a suggestion by Neil Gaiman, which explains a lot. 8/10, if you ignore Tricia Helfer


MacGyver: This show no longer makes me want to hurt myself or others. It's gotten better. That's all I'll say about it. 5/10

Elementary: Good thus far, but I think the season-long plot needs work. 7/10

Scorpion: Strange season. A few episodes needed work on their science. There's suspension of disbelief, and there's "WTF?" Fun, overall.  7/10

Hawaii 5-0: Solid work thus far. 7/10

Criminals Minds: This one is on the bubble. The sickos are becoming more and more depraved, and getting more of the screen time.  The writers are still recovering from losing two main characters this season -- one of them unplanned --and replacement Adam Rodriquez is not yet annoying. They can come back, but they should do it soon, before I quit entirely. 5.5/10

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Thursday, January 5, 2017

Midseason Berlantiverse Review: Arrow

Arrow is, by and large, the best of DC CW TV.

iZombie doesn't count, that's from Vertigo.

When our season opens, Oliver Queen must put together a team of heroes, since he lost his last one to retirement. They include Mad Dog (a recent classic character), and Mister Terrific (a REALLY classic characters), Artemis (a recent favorite from Young Justice et al), and eventually Ragman (also classic).

....For inexplicable reasons, Mad Dog has become Hispanic and Mr. Terrific is gay and black -- and neither impact the plot or the writing, which is both a blessing and frustration. It's a blessing in that they aren't harping on identity politics; it's frustrating in that they changed the characters just to check box that they have characters who are gay, black, and Hispanic. It's just head scratching, but I guess it's generally inoffensive. It's just odd.

Our season-long killer this year is Prometheus, a DC villain who, in the comics, mimics the fighting style of anyone he chooses. Sort of the DC version of Taskmaster, only the DC version needs a magic helmet. (Spear and Magic Helmet? Heh. Magic Helmet....).  But the CW Prometheus is more of a mystery. Does he have this helmet? Not that I can tell. Can he mimic anyone? No clue. The only thing I know about him is that he sounds a lot like Michael Dorn. Which is interesting, because by Christmas, we've usually been introduced by the primary villain of the season. It's an interesting break in pattern.

Overall, I like what they're doing. The plot switches back and forth from the overarching storyline, to the villain of the week. It's nice and evenly paced.

I even like the flashbacks, mostly because we're off that freaking island already. God did I hate that island. By season three and four, I started hating the flashbacks, but I think the writers started to do the same -- they cut back on the flashbacks a lot in those seasons. Right now, I'm good with them.

It's nowhere near as dark and depressing as the last two seasons. And I'm happy with it.

My major problem with this season is ... they're still doing flashbacks.

Right now, they've cut down a lot on the angsty crap. If a problem is uncovered in one episode, it's usually resolved within one episode.  For the most part, their days of constantly harping on a lie, or a misunderstanding, or something else, seems to be long gone.

For example

SPOILER ALERT. SPOILER ALERT

The Christmas episode concluded with Prometheus setting up Green Arrow into killing a cop, mostly by dressing him up like Prometheus. The cop happens to be Felicity's boyfriend. She doesn't go after Oliver, or attack him, verbally or otherwise. She has a reasonable reaction. She just cries.

END SPOILER.

So, yeah. I'll take it.





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Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Live and Let Bite, Best Horror at the Dragon Awards

In 2017, I'm going to be getting one of these.


Nice, huh? They look nifty, right?

Here, let's pull back a bit.



Yeah, I'm pretty much going to lay my cards on the table and say this is going to win the second annual Dragon Awards in 2017.

This is not actually a boast. It's just logical.

No, seriously. Follow me around the windmills of my mind.

Live and Let Bite is everything you loved in Honor At Stake and Murphy's Law of Vampires, and then doubles down.

There were a lot of people who liked the romance in Honor At Stake. Oh, we have that. Beta readers read one of the chapters in Bite about six times.

Did you like the bad guy in Murphy's Law of Vampires? Remember how some people had an issue in Honor At Stake, with the bad guy being too easy? I fixed that with Mister Day in Murphy's. Now, we have a supernatural assassin with a whole deck up her sleeve. Remember the film Underworld? Yeah, they're pansies in comparison to what I'm going to do.

The premise?
Merlin “Merle” Kraft has been fighting the darkness for months. He left San Francisco in the capable hands of Marco Catalano and his anti-vampire team to defend them against vampires. With a special operators at his command, Kraft has been killing every vampire he can find in the Middle East. After clearing out a nest in Tora Bora, he is finally brought back to New York, and the investigation that led him to vampires in the first place.
Marco is starting to spiral. He knows it. His team knows it. Everyone around him can see that he’s just a bomb waiting to explode. The only woman who can bring him back from the brink might be the only woman who can bring him back from the edge is also the woman who lit his fuse. 
Ever since the demon Asmodeus tried to murder Marco, Amanda Colt has been hunting down every lead to find the one ultimately behind the attempt. After months of investigation, she learns that something in the dark is colder than the dark. It is a vampire assassin that Amanda has faced once before, and Amanda lost. This assassin is stronger than anything they’ve face before, and it isn’t alone.
 
With Marco ready to self-destruct, and the armies of Hell ready to descend, the three of them must come together and stop a thousand-year-old assassin that has has never been stopped, and has never failed to kill her target. 

"Over the top violence"?  Heh. Oh yeah. Covered.

At the end of the day, there's a reason I think this is the Dragon Award winner, even though Murphy's Law of Vampires is also is also eligible. This has everything of Honor At Stake and Murphy's Law of Vampires, adds more to it ...

And it has one more advantage over the first two: Resolution.

Yes, resolution.

Now, it's not the end of the series. As it is, there is at least one more novel for the main story arc, and a few other novels I have rolling around in the back of my brain. But let's say that the continuing cliffhangers of Honor At Stake and Murphy's Law of Vampires are resolved, with another, different type of cliffhanger this time.

I also blow up three buildings, and shoot up two more.

And I don't do graveyards this time.

And oh, yeah, there's also the daisy cutter in act one.

If you thought the first two were fun, then brace for impact.

So, I've got everything that everyone enjoyed in book 1 and 2, and then compress it all together.

Logically, I should take Best Horror.

But, then again, let's see if I can get anyone to hear about the book.

Heh.

Yeah, considering how shy I am, you'd never guess, huh?

Anyway, the book is en route, and the excerpts start, on the blog, this Monday, January 9th.

You can nominate here.

Might want to buy and read Honor At Stake and Murphy's Law of Vampires before the excerpts becomes spoilers.

Enjoy.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

2017: The Year to Come

This is going to be an awesome year.

Walk with me around the calendar, shall we?

By the end of the month, there will be Live and Let Bite, the next Best Horror winner at the Dragon Awards. I can hope, right?  It will be the most awesome, kickass thing ever.  Why? I'll get into that tomorrow.

But let's look a little bit at what's coming up, shall we?

JANUARY: Book, The Dragons, Sad Puppies 5 ... sort of ... the Hugos .... sort of ... 

Live and Let Bite will be published. My campaigning for the Dragon Award, 2017. And probably also Sad Puppies 5? As I will discuss next Tuesday, I'll be making a suggestion or two about the Hugos -- mostly to make trouble, as I am easily entertained by watching heads explode.

APRIL: CONVENTION

Someone made murmurings about RavenCon. I'll see if they'll let me in as a guest. It's down in Virginia, so it won't be that bad to get there by car.

JUNE / JULY: Publication

Silver Empire, around this time, should be bringing out the rerelease of A Pius Man: A Holy Thriller. Yes, for those people who want it back, your wish will be granted. In fact, it will be better than ever. Why? Because I'll have a professional editor behind me, that's why.

JULY: CONVENTION

LibertyCon XXX ... if they want me back as a guest. I think so, but I'm not entirely certain.


SEPTEMBER: DRAGON AWARDS / CONVENTION? / PUBLICATION

Whether I attend DragonCon or not, the awards will happen.

I may be at the convention, I don't know. Also, the conclusion of the Love at First Bite series will be published.

DECEMBER: PUBLICATION (SILVER EMPIRE)

This is where A Pius Legacy: A Political Thriller should be coming back.

BONUS ROUND: KING ARTHUR ANTHOLOGY

Brought to you by the same people who gave you God, Robot comes Tales of the Once and Future King, where my story, Arresting Merlin will be appearing alongside those of a whole punch of people, including Morgon Newquist, L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright, Ben Zwycky.

Yup. That's right, you heard it here first: I've got four books, and I'm included in an anthology, and I'll be doing three conventions.

This doesn't even count the Lyonesse program I'm part of with Silver Empire.

2017 will be interesting.


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Monday, January 2, 2017

Year in review, 2016

I cannot even begin to cover all of the strangeness that happened out in the world in 2016.

After all, think for a moment ...

Trump won.

The Cubs won.

Army won.

Brian Niemeier won.

I got nominated for a Dragon Award.

I hung out with Jagi and John C. Wright.

Who could have guessed that any of the above would have happened?

Okay, Brian Niemeier was apparently a forgone conclusion, but other than that ...

Okay, I guessed that Hillary would lose, not that Trump would win, but that's nitpicking.

And the body count this year ... yikes. Wikipedia has it here. It looks like a massacre.

And yes, I've been busy as heck.

I've actually come out with six books last year.

Yes, six.

Count with me.

Pius History .... which has now been unpublished, and we'll get there.

For All Their Wars Are Merry -- In August

Sad Puppies Bite Back  -- In September

And the following were all in November.

Codename: UnSub

Set to Kill

Murphy's Law of Vampires

And that's not even counting my rerelease of Honor at Stake last June, remember that?

So, yeah, I've been sort of busy.

Oh, and while I think about it, that's not even all of it. because there's still Silver Empire to deal with.

Don't tell me you've forgotten that one, do you? The deal with Silver Empire is to take everything Pius -- the history volume, the short story collection, the novels -- and rerelease it with ambitious ideas for expansion -- expanding the brand, and for expanding the reach of the books in and of themselves.


Ugh ... so ... yeah ... I've been busy.

By the way, this isn't even counting several other projects I've been working on that I haven't told anyone about. Why haven't I told anyone about them? Well, these are books I'm submitting to a publisher, and the backstory behind the submission I'm not even sure I should be discussing it in public, because it was a private conversation. So, that's about 200,000 words I've been fighting with over the past four months, in an effort to get things in shape for any possible situations that might come up.

What the bleep am I talking about? You'll have to wait a bit to find out.

And, again, as I said -- THIS IS JUST 2016.

Just wait until I discuss what I'm doing tomorrow in the rest of 2017.