Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Elements of The Neck Romancer

Long-term readers may have noticed that I like slamming together genres.

In Honor at Stake, I was using microbiology to explain vampirism as a metaphysical virus. While the virus itself was neutral, it would heighten vices and lower inhibitions.

With Honeymoon from Hell, I touch on that again, creating a source for the virus that I had considered, but never really introduced. It’s a small point of The Neck Romancer, but it’s there.

In Honeymoon from Hell, it’s a starting point.

I don’t know what it is, but I’ve been a fan of slamming science and magic together. Less because of Clarke’s Law, and more because … well, my father was a medical educator, and my mother was a microbiologist. I grew up with this stuff. I knew that I wouldn’t touch any COVID medication with a 30 yard pole because pharmacy has a saying: It takes 20 years to figure out what a medication will do for you, and another 20 to figure out what it will do to you. I figure we’re almost at the point of seeing what long-term Molly and E abuse will do to you, and another ten years before we see long-term effects of marijuana use.

Yes, I’m getting off topic.

With Honeymoon from Hell, I drift a little harder into magic and science coming together. I’ve waited years to figure out how to use cremation diamonds1 in a novel.

Since I know lasers are created by running light through a prism, like a diamond, I knew that weaponizing them would have to lead to something creepy as Hell.

In this case, I gave the lasers to gangbangers so that they could create zombies out of the people they gun down in the street.

Obviously.

This doesn’t even touch on everything that happens in book two, Blood Country, where we meet the man who sells weapons like these. He is the infamous Roland Li… no, that’s not a spoiler, unless you can guess the story behind the name. Yes, there will be Triads. Yes, it will be in California. Those are all the hints you’re getting.

The funny thing is, I wrote a short story once called The Boys from Transylvania. It was a standalone short for Amanda in the 1960s, at Fort Dietrich. If you don’t know what that means, you’ll find out soon enough.

But that short story became the basis for, well, the series.

Never underestimate the power of short stories, folks. Especially if you write enough of them. After a while, you get a whole book when you string them together. Heh heh.

That’s actually a different series. I only have five shorts scattered throughout the five books of Honeymoon from Hell, and only one of them was ever published.

So this series will have cyborg zombies and drones that create dragons (why, yes, one of these did show up in Infernal Affairs. Funny that), vampire nest destroying clothing and hopping vampires. There will be Triads and Yazuka, magic swords, and evil wizards looking for a green-eyed girl to sacrifice in order to… no, wait, that’s Big Trouble In Little China.

And some of that is just book two.

Yeah. I had some fun with these.

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Burn body. Use the carbon in the cremains to create a lab made diamond. Wear your loved one on your body FOREVER…

Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Chapter List: The Neck Romancer

Something I usually do when it comes to my books is leave a list of chapter headings lying around.

I just realized I haven’t done that yet.

While I’m at it, I’m unlocking the chapters on the website so they’re free. You can read the book before you buy. Originally, I was going to post it exclusively for my paid subscribers.

Then the subscribers told me that they would just buy the book outright, and not bother reading. So, oh well.

If you want to read the chapters, just click on the hyperlinks and you’ll go straight to them.

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Anyway, the chapter headings:

  1. We Need to Talk

  2. Talk Later

  3. Murphy

  4. When in Doubt

  5. Follow the Screaming

  6. Breaking the News

  7. Invites

  8. Cards

  9. Area 51 is Not Enough

  10. Out in the Open

  11. Incense and Iron

  12. Rehearsal for Murder

  13. Uninvited Guests

  14. Offers You Can’t Refuse

  15. The Morning After

  16. Night Train to Chicago

  17. Railroaded

  18. Off the Rails

  19. Zombie Jamboree

  20. Walk, Don’t Run

  21. Sex and Death

  22. Clean up

  23. Tourists

  24. Bad Boys

  25. Cabrini-Green Zone

  26. On Fire

  27. Firing Range

  28. Shake Hands with the Devil

  29. Amen and Attack

  30. Emergency Holy

  31. Dancing with the Dead

  32. Dead Beat

  33. Last Dance

  34. Death Warmed Over

  35. Loose Threads

    Epilogue: Playing the Field

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Monday, December 2, 2024

Give the Gift of Reviews this Christmas

While I would love it if you just went to my books and bought everything

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I would dearly love if you could give me a gift … for free. It will cost you nothing but time.

See, if you go to My Books and fill reviews for the books of mine you’ve read, that would help immensely.

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Of course, some books need reviews more than others... because 100 is a magic number. Amazon gifts me a unicorn or something.

So if you wouldn't mind, if there are books kicking around that you've read and have not reviewed, could you please do so? A few lines about how perfect and awesome the books are wouldn't go amiss. Maybe some anthologies (which would help more than just me).

The White Ops novels are in particular need of reviews. Not ratings, reviews … though I’m not going to say no to a positive rating.

This even includes the individual parts of Too Secret Service and Dances with Werewolves. Remember — Amazon algorithms are a pain in the ass, and ever evolving to play havoc with how they push your book, and who they show the books to.

A lot of what’s coming up will just be Christmas music. So, enjoy.

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