Showing posts with label butcher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label butcher. Show all posts

Friday, September 20, 2019

DragonCon 2019 AAR: Jim Butcher Solo Panel

Do I even need to do an intro for this one? It's Jim Butcher





And if you're new here, you're just in time for my new releases: 


Too Secret Service Part 1        Too Secret Service: Part 2   


Too Secret Service: Part 3

Thursday, September 19, 2019

DragonCon 2019: Visitors From Beyond: Ghost and Spirits in UF

Ghosts of all varieties, from the helpful to the truly terrifying, make appearances in the works of our panel authors, who will explain why they chose to use these beings in their work.

Panelists: Jim Butcher, Eric R. Asher, Walter H. Hunt, Leanna Renee Hieber, Amanda DeWees, Tim Powers. Moderator: Carol Malcolm




And if you're new here, you're just in time for my new releases: 


Too Secret Service Part 1        Too Secret Service: Part 2   


Too Secret Service: Part 3

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

DragonCon 2019: Magic Systems 101

A primary component of urban fantasy, the sources and uses of magic vary widely within the genre. Our panelists will explain the forms magic takes in their work and the role it plays in the stories they tell.

Panelists: Patricia Briggs, Melissa F. Olsen, R.R. Virdi, Jim Butcher, Tim Powers, Marie Brennan. Moderator: Carol Malcolm


And if you're new here, you're just in time for my new releases: 






Friday, September 13, 2019

DragonCon 2019 AAR: Heroes of High Fantasy

Authors of High Fantasy meet and tell us their tales of adventure and derring-do!

Panelists: Aleron Kong, Jim Butcher, Brandon Sanderson, Marie Brennan.

Moderator: Jennifer Liang



And if you're new here and would like to try out some books.Try the ones on the right hand side.

Saint Tommy, NYPD


Love at First Bite

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

DragonCon 2019 AAR: Male Stars of Fantasy/SF

The best of the best tell their secrets of successful writing careers.

Panelists: Jim Butcher, Kevin J. Anderson, Michael Stackpole, Robert J. Sawyer, Brandon Sanderson. Moderator: Nancy Knight






And if you're new here and would like to try out some books.Try the ones on the right hand side.

Saint Tommy, NYPD


Love at First Bite

Sunday, September 24, 2017

DragonCon 2017: The Logic of Magic

A panel on developing magic systems, with Jim Butcher, Kathryn Hinds, Faith Hunter, and Elizabeth Moon.

Yeah, sorry about the audio on this one. Turn the volume up to maximum, and concentrate real hard. Otherwise, you may not be able to hear anything.

Again, I didn't do this video, so I have no control over how it turned out. Though I'm going to have to listen to this one later. I couldn't get into this one for love or money.

Enjoy.






Saturday, September 23, 2017

DragonCon 2017: Keeping the Peace: Liaison Characters in UF

Whether striving to improve communication & relations between supernatural & human communities, or between different groups within the supernatural world, our panelists’ characters often find themselves in the position of peacemaker.

Panelists: Patricia Briggs, Jim Butcher, Delilah S. Dawson, Kim Harrison, Nancy Holzner, Faith Hunter.

This is another one I couldn't get into. Because, again, the hall was WWWAAAYYYY too small for Jim Butcher ALONE, nevermind all of the other authors.

And the audio is a little finicky at times. The farther away you get from the camera, the less you can hear people. Even with headphones, you might want to edge the volume higher and higher. That's all.







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Sunday, September 17, 2017

The Catholic Geek: DragonCon Report

The Catholic Geek: DragonCon Report 09/17 by We Built That Network | Books Podcasts:






Declan Finn (Love at First Bite) reports on the Dragon Awards, and the latest news about Monster Hunter International, Harry Dresden spin-offs, Jim Butcher tales, and some words from the late, great Jerry Pournelle.





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Friday, September 15, 2017

DragonCon 2017: Magnificent Men of Sci-Fi/Fantasy

The top men of our genres discuss their careers & offer advice to new writers. Panelists: Kevin J. Anderson, Jim Butcher, Larry Correia, Peter David, and Larry Niven.

Yes, this has audio ... it's audio only.

Sorry, again, this isn't mine, so no, I can't fix any problems that arise. I just find the stuff, and hope you enjoy it.

Enjoy, all.



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Wednesday, September 13, 2017

DragonCon 2017: From the Beginning: The Evolution of the Urban Fantasy Protagonist

The authors on our panel have played vital roles in the advancement of the Urban Fantasy genre. We’ll discuss how their seminal characters have developed & changed over time, all while continuing to influence the field.

Panelists: Patricia Briggs, Jim Butcher, Laurel K. Hamilton, Kim Harrison, Sherrilyn Kenyon.

Skim this one. Why? I think you'll see why, after a while. I have never seen Jim Butcher go passive aggressive before, but when he says, "I think Joss Whedon has something to do with Urban Fantasy. Just a little," he sounds just a might put out.

Best lines

BUtcher: "Laurell writes Hammer villians, Harry Dresden is a magical Spencer for Hire. We take archetypes of different genres and use them. Genre is just a publisher's problem."

Pat Briggs: College writing progessors can rip books apart, they can't put them together.
Kenyon: I was kicked out of a writing track as being too disruptive.
Briggs: I got a C on a story that ended up in a NY Times bestselling anthology.

Butcher will also be doing a Goodman Grey Spinoff, as well as one for Maggie Dresden. Yes, really.

Fun fun fun.


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DragonCon 2017: Monster Hunter Files

Focused on the upcoming anthology of stories set in the world of Larry Correia’s Monster Hunter International! Panelists: Jim Butcher, Larry Correia, Faith Hunter, Jonathan Maberry, Jody Lynn Nye.

This is one I actually got to see, unlike many of the videos I'll be posting. However, as I noted before, the video is not mine. How can you tell? It's got film quality.

One of the authors was a last minute addition, since Kelly Lockhart had not written for this anthology, so Larry acted as moderator, and they slipped in ... Quincy? I think that's his name.


Anyway, if you're waiting for the next Monster Hunter Book, and can't wait for the Anthology, may I suggest...


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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

DragonCon 2017: Jim Butcher Solo Panel

So, I'm back from DragonCon. I live. BWAHAHAHAAHA

And no, I don't have a Dragon Award. But are we really surprised? More on that on my radio show on Sunday.

But now, the important stuff: Jim Butcher!

Yes, even though the writers track threatened to throw out people who recorded the event, that doesn't stop ANYBODY at DragonCon. Okay, it stopped me, but I didn't feel like putting in the effort, only to have it duplicated by people with better recording devices.

Hell, there are even some panels this year I'll be able to see only BECAUSE people uploaded them to YouTube.

This presentation with Jim Butcher will have very little that's new for long time readers of the blog. However, there are still fun tidbits, including Jim Butcher as Alexander Hamilton, and the story of how he defeated a Witch Doctor's curse, and foiled an extortion racket when he was only ... 12.... ish.

Just enjoy.





Thursday, May 4, 2017

VIDEO: Fantasy in the (Modern) City, @RavenCon 2017, 4-29

As you might remember, I had posted my questions for Fantasy In the (Modern) City on my blog before I left for RavenCon.

This is how it actually went.

Remember, the description:
With the rise in popularity of urban-based fantasies, so increases the complexity of storytelling. Sure, you know what's happening in a modern world. But does including a fantastical element have its own challenges? Discuss the challenges of writing fantasy in a modern setting, and how the different choices made by authors influenced their stories.
And it included .... me, obviously.

Jim McDonald
Jennifer R. Povey
Liz Long
Wayland Smith (far end)


On this panel, I was surprised by a few things

  1. No one knew Larry Correia.
  2. People really, really liked my "Throwing Stars of David" comment.

Who knew?


The Dragon Awards are open and ready for nominations, and I have a list of suggestions you might want to take a look at. If you already  have a good idea of what you want, just click here to go and vote for them immediately. The instructions are right there.


The Love at First Bite series. 

    

Thursday, September 15, 2016

DragonCon Report 2016: Jim Butcher


Yes. that is Jim Butcher wearing Captain America scale mail armor. It also comes with a chain mail cowl.

Jim Butcher is deeply enamored with DragonCon. After multiple signings where no one showed up, or panels at conventions where he was the only one in the room, DragonCon is where he started to feel like an author. In fact, his first panel was in the basement of the Hyatt, and while he was certain no one would show up, he was also determined to at least be there on time. He was stymied by the horde of people in the hallway, blocking his path. He figured that he was going to be late for his own panel.

Then everyone started looking at him. "What, do I have something on my face?"

"You're Jim Butcher!"

"Yes.... do I owe you money?"

"We all came here to see you!"

And that's when Butcher started to feel like a real writer.

One of the first questions at the Q&A session was asking Butcher about a crossover among his various and sundry universes. Butcher declared that it would have to be a multiple universe threat, and Tavi (of Alera) would have to be the mastermind and grand strategist in all of that ... mostly because "Harry doesn't plan."

Question: Do you consciously make Harry choose the worst possible option every time.

Butcher: Not really. In Changes, I had no idea which route I was going to take. When he was injured, he could have gone one of three ways. He could to to Mab, which he did. He could have taken up Lasciel's coin again. Or even worse, he could have used Kemmler's Dark Hollow. So Harry doesn't always pick the worst possible choice. Mab's the monster he knew.

Applause broke out. Butcher: "No, no, don't clap, I'm awkward and self conscious enough."

When asked about playing the Dresden RPG, Butcher said, "No, I cannot play the RPG. Imagine being my GM. If I do it, it's too much like work. If I play it, I'd just have to rewrite it the way I would have had it happen. As for the guys who make the game, I just answer questions about the books. That turns into more questions. Which become I gotta stop them before they reach the right conclusions!"

Someone asked about the material for the Grey Warden cloaks. "Whatever they use to make the cloaks from Rivendell. It's probably wool. Wool swirls dramatically, which is really important for a Grey Warden."

Instead of making Harry go the way the story needs to go, Butcher finds that "I just give Harry the motivation to go in the right direction so that he doesn't go off track. If he does, I have to go back and make sure he has the information to make the right decision."

When asked about fighting in his books, Butcher merely answered, "My Dad's a Ranger. And I listen to guys who have been there."

When asked about future projects in the Dresdenverse, Butcher said, "Children and dogs steal everything, if you make them interesting. I am one novel away from releasing my next book of anthologies. It should take a month for me to finish. It'll be Harry's first day as a dad from Mouse's point of view. Why? Because Mouse is the most emotionally balanced person in Harry's world."

Other than that? Harry's daughter Maggie might end up with her own series of YA novels, a sort of Dresden Hogwarts. The premise is simple, "What if there really are monsters under the bed that we forget about when we grow up? And they're all at this school, and the kids have to fight them?"  It will be loosely based off of the experience of Butcher's sister ... mostly her six kids who all go to Catholic school.  Basically, this place would be a boarding school, where Maggie would spend summer with her dad, and be "away at school, where they think it's safer." As Maggie suffers from a lot of social anxieties, "Mouse would act as her service dog. Though Maggie is perfectly fine when everything's on fire and people are screaming. It's her superpower."

Heh. No need for a paternity test, Harry is definitely the father.

When asked about a frozen turkey falling out of the sky, destroying a car, and going "Ding!" Butcher states that he stole it from Looney Tunes, and he had been operating on no sleep when that happened.

Oh yes, apparently, Lucifer himself is going to make an appearance at the end of the series, the "apocalyptic trilogy" at the end.

When someone asked "Did you know there's a Pharisee named Nicodemus?" Butcher said, "No? Really? Come one, I've memorized whole books of the bible. But did I put a biblical character in there? I will not confirm or deny."

While Butcher has the major character arcs and story mapped out, he does not have minor side characters planned out in advance. Butters was supposed to be a throwaway character, because Jim needed some levity during a grim autopsy scene. When it came to Dead Beat, Dresdent needed the sidekick du jour, and that person had to be "tactically useless." Butters for the win. Afterwards, Butcher realized, "Wow, this little guy is a hero. I either gotta kill him or let him grow up." At which point, Butcher started planning where Butters would go.

As mentioned the other day, Peace Talks is behind because he's between houses for the first time in his life, and he has no space to work, and he has no dog. His last dog died, and "he was the brains of the operation."  He currently has cats. And "Cats are Tony Stark. All of them." His significant other, Kitty, and he agreed to get one cat, and they now have three. One of which is a little Tuxedo Cat named Zatanna.

Next question: would we ever see the kid from the first short story ever again?

"She will absolutely not walk in as the femme fatale at the start of the final trilogy. That will not happen. Really."

On James Marsters doing the audio books, "They asked me 'Hey, you want Spike from Buffy for your books?' I did a happy dance all around the house, came back to them and said, 'Its okay.' And he must like doing them too, he's one of the highest paid actors on television. It's not like he needs the money."

Q: "If Harry came to DragonCon, which hotel would he blow up."
JB: "Which wouldn't? But I can't tell you that because it's a spoiler for the final trilogy."

Q: "Now that Harry is in the Winter Court, along with Kris Kringle, is there any possibility that we'll have Harry Saves Christmas?"
JB: "You mean like a short story? I don't like doing short stories. Every time I write one, I say it's going to be the last short story I ever do ... and if I did Harry Saves Christmas, it would be the last short story I ever do."

On Cinder Spires

On creating cat culture: "They're like little libertarians. They're even pissed off when they find that human's feed their kits. What are the humans teaching them by doing that! No. Shouldn't happen." And, since he has cats in his books, his cats are a write off. He is serious about that, "or the IRS gets all question-y."

Yes, in case you were wondering, Jim has been influenced by Horatio Hornblower, Captain Aubrey, and Honor Harrington -- that's why it has wooden ships, sky pirates and a civilization of talking cats.

One of his few complaints about the cover art is, after all the times that the artist puts a hat on Dresden's head, even though he's never worn one, the Captain of Cinder Spires wears a hat in the book, and there wasn't one on the cover! "At least have him holding a hat!"

"Unlike my other series, I made this one on purpose. I had made Dresden to spite my creative writing teacher. I followed all of her advice to show her it wouldn't work. I showed her!  And Alera was made on a bet, that I couldn't take two overused ideas and make them work -- in this case, Lost Roman Legion and Pokemon. With Cinder Spires, It came from a moment of inspiration, which is odd for me. I was driving home from an RPG, and I saw a cloud like a ship in the middle of a lightning storm. Wouldn't it be awesome to have two air ships duking it out in the middle of a storm like this? And I had to do the worldbuilding first. Though sometimes I had to build the world under my character's feet. I was basically making the X-men of Steampunk."

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

DragonCon report 2016, The Secrets of NY Times Bestselling Authors

This one was interesting, mostly for the people on the panel. And by people, I mostly mean Jim Butcher and Kevin J. Anderson.

Mercedes Lackey was also there, but even she wasn't entirely certain why. She was just recently number one on the bestseller list first time in 30 years. She also tried to cite rapist and child molestor Marion Zimmer Bradley, at which point, I tuned out Lackey for the rest of the panel to the best of my ability.

Kevin J. Anderson noted that he has written 140 books and 55 of them were bestsellers. He was actually denied the number one slot for Star Wars: Dark Apprentice, even though it sold THREE TIMES more books than the next best seller down the list, because, after all, one can't have Star Wars as Number one on the NYTimes Bestseller list, now can we? Schmucks.

Anyway....

When asked about what they hate the most, KJA said, "I had when I order a beer first, but someone else is served .... in writing? I hate when I'm told that I just got lucky.  Funny that, the harder I work, the luckier I get."

Jim Butcher said, "I hate when I work six to nine months on a book, then someone comes up to me at the signing for that book and asked me when's the next one. Personally, I hate when I autograph pages the whole day, then I go and lift weights, injuring myself. Hate that. Though, speaking of things people hate, I had one scene in Skin Game where I had a love scene between two characters, and it turned out to be a dream. The only reactions I got from my beta readers were gifs of people flipping tables."

Jim went on to discuss his next book, Peace Talks. "People keep asking when it's going to come out. The publisher insists that it should come out only after it's finished." It's been particularly hard for Butcher considering that he's between houses for the first time in his life, and he has no space to work, and he has no dog. His last dog died, and "he was the brains of the operation."  He currently has cats, though. His significant other, Kitty, and he agreed to get one cat, and they now have three. Cats, however, are not really helping his process, since they have no problem sitting on the keyboard and giving him three pages of Ms.

Part of the reason he's between houses has to do with construction on his new house. The contractors are so far behind, that he and Kitty went over to have a talk with them. They had planned out in advance that they would do good cop, bad cop. She would be bad cop, and he would be calm, reassuring, reasonable cop.

Then they got there, and the plan suddenly went to "good cop, insane cop. Which turned out to be just as effective."

While you're waiting for Peace Talks to come out, you might wish to try out my Sad Puppy and Dragon Award Nominated Novel Honor at Stake by clicking this link.

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Fight to the Pain

I only just recently noticed how much I've been beating the crap out of my heroes lately. Funny enough, it's because I submitted Set to Kill and noticed how few named characters I put into the hospital.

Okay, granted, I've put an awful lot of people into the morgue, but that's another conversation about my tendencies for mass murder of armed stupid people.

But at the end of It Was Only on Stun! ... I put Ryan in the hospital

At the end of A Pius Man ... one dead, one in the hospital, and two carted off in an ambulance.

A Pius Stand?  Two in the hospital. Sorry, three in the hospital. One impaled on a machete.

We won't even go into what happens to Sean in A Pius Legacy.

And of course, Marco Catalano gets the crap beaten out of him repeatedly.

Guess what? Pain is necessary. Why? Well, in some cases, it's simply because you don't get into a fight without getting a least a little hurt. Hell, you don't get into fist fights and gun battles with a few dozen people without getting at least a little beat up.

I've found that I have been beating up my characters a lot, ever since I started my Krav Maga training a few years ago. Getting the tar beaten out of you for three hours a day, four days a week, will inspire you to rewrite your characters into being winded after every fight. Or at least experience adrenaline fatigue.

It's one of the reason why schwarma in Avengers works so well. Because after fighting an alien army from the other end of the universe and nearly being nuked, you're not that much fun for a few hours. Probably not until you take a nap.

Jim Butcher has a special appreciation of pain, because he has suffered from migraines for many, many years. He's gotten to the point where he must lift weights every day or two, otherwise he gets them with a vengeance. This is one of the reasons why Harry Dresden is always getting his ass kicked, and probably why he had three books of constant headaches that threatened to literally make his brain explode out of his skull.

Robert Howard, the creator of Conan, was another one who appreciated pain and fights. The man actually got into fights a lot. As opposed to someone like Edgar Rice Burroughs, who never got into a fight in his life, and made John Carter of Mars look like Legolas after every fight scene. Legolas at least had a good reason, being an elf and all. In fact, I think they deliberately made it a running gag on the Lord of the Rings film.

Obviously, you can have a problem describing pain all the time, blow by blow. For one thing, that just clutters up the page. And second, it's not realistic. It often may not hurt when you get hit.  In my experience, pain usually comes later, after the impact happens -- maybe even after the inciting incident (fight, accident) happens. I even remember breaking my leg. It didn't hurt that much, but it did when I tried to walk on it. That was fun (read: KILL ME NOW).

But there's a reason my characters slow down by the end of the novel. Being beaten black and blue will do that. There's a reason that the TV show Arrow has our hero needing dire, emergency room level medical attention at least once a season. It hurts.

And frankly, it's going to hurt to be my characters. Bwahaha.

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

CLFA Book of the year a #SadPuppies variant?

I've made mention of the CLFA on my show often enough so that I can say it's no secret. But I'm a part of the organization. So, fun is had by all.

And then there's this.

So, yes, once again I am locked in mortal combat with the mighty Butcher and Correia. I will probably also get my head handed to me.

You might also know a few names on the list: Heimbach, July, and Bova have all appeared on my radio show.  And I've reviewed books by both of the latter.

So, this is going to be amusing.

And ... no ... I didn't answer the title question. It was total clickbait. Sorry about that. But it was honestly the best I could come up with.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Flashback blog: Setting things on fire

Originally posted last February, this was before I had 6,000 readers a week, so there may be one or two who haven't seen it originally.

[If you've seen this before, well, don't be surprised. I have jury duty today, so my time's a little backed up. Sorry for the rerun, folks.]

The Mad Genius Club is going to force me to actually work. I don't mean they're holding a gun to my head, but they are making me up my game with their most recent posting of their year's topics.

If they're going to up their game, let's see who can out-blog who. Ha!

… Which, sadly, makes me think “Who ha's? Didn't Sarah Hoyt talk about this once?”

If you'd been to Cedar's blog last week, you've already read this one. If you haven't ... why haven't you?

Anyway...

If you're interested in pacing an entire series, you could do much worse than look at the fantasy novels of Terry Goodkind. In his case, the solution to one, world-ending doom leads to the next world ending doom. I did that in one series, the Pius trilogy, where book one ends nice and happy and yay the bad guys are gone … then that lead into book two, where the bad guys had a backup plan, which led into causing problems in what would be book three.

But for pacing an individual novel, the short version is, I like putting pressure on my characters. I have to, otherwise I don't get the best out of them. After all, these are thrillers. Even when I'm going through character moments, the moments have to keep the tension on – on the protagonist or on the reader. It is perfectly and completely fair to have a long conversation about love and emotions, and politics and economics. It can go on for as long as you like … though the reader might find it more interesting if there's a bomb in the room. (For those of you who don't know who I mean, watch the Tommy Lee Jones film Blown Away, and pay particular attention to the kitchen scene. What scene is that? You'll know it when you see it.)

With my Pius trilogyI take the “machinegun through the door” a little too literal at times. The first chapter opens with a gunman picking up tech expert at Rome's airport, and leads into a body being blown out of a window and landing on their car. Then I reveal that it's the head of Papal Security picking up a Secret Service agent. When I'm not dropping bodies out of windows, everyone has just barely enough time to analyze what's going on before they're attacked again. Or they have a nice quiet conversation about their past, their feelings, their character exposition … did I write that out loud? Oh well … and then somebody is mugging them, or shooting at them, or performing strange gymnastic attacks with a halberd. 

 Yes, that last part is a long story. Read A Pius Man for that one.

With my other project, Codename: Winterborn (yes, after the Cruxshadows song), my protagonist, Lt. Kevin R. Anderson has more internal pressures driving him. At the opening of Codename: Winterborn, send Kevin and his team of spies into the Islamic Republic of France (the IRF … or the Irritating, Revolting Frogs).

Then I kill off almost everyone Kevin likes, because some politicians thought that blowing the cover on his SpecOps team would be just a great idea for political points, and their bank accounts.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Hugo Nominations upcoming (also, Amaranthe - Razorblade)




Item the first.

Hugo nominations start around Feb 5.  So, get your licks in now at SadPuppies4.org, and tell them about your favorite author(s) in science fiction and fantasy from 2015.  Don't forget that this includes categories like film, fanzines (like blogs) best fan writing and best related work (like Sad Puppies Bite Back could be), novels, etc.

No, I'm not subtle. I'll stop. I promise ... right after I'm told that I didn't even get a Hugo nomination. Then I'll stop. Honest.

Though, right now, I'm still wrapping my brain around getting looked at twice for Best Novel in SP4 -- heck, I knew SPBB would be a contender, but Honor At Stake? Not so much.

Anyway, be warned.....

There be Puppy Kickers ahead.....

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Sad Puppy Best novel is....

So, someone did a breakdown of how the Sad Puppy 4 counts are going thus far.

Right now, best novel looks like this.


Now, it's one thing to be in the top ten, which is surprising enough -- and for which I thank my enthusiastic fan base, I'm seriously shocked -- but it's another thing to be in the top five.

And no, for those of you wondering, I'm not beating out Correia or Ringo because I'm better than they are, but because they've stated that they don't want a Hugo, and would reject one if offered. So, count on their readers knowing that and thinking "Nah, I'm not going to bother them."

I'm not shocked that I beat Ancillary Mercy because, well, Ann Leckie is enjoyed by the Puppy Kicker crowd, and I suspect that some of them figured "Hey, we can manipulate the Puppies! Yaaaay."  I may be wrong, but most of my friends and acquaintances couldn't get through her books. Just listen to any of my radio shows with Tom Knighton.

While I have not read Nethereal, and cannot comment on it, I am shocked that I'm above Jim Butcher.

It occurs to me as I write this that I'm even shocked that I'm on the same list as Ringo, Correia, Butcher, Wright, Stephenson and Williamson.

Heck, I'm surprised I'm even allowed on this list.

Welcome to science fiction, truly, the great equalizer.  Huh.

Oh well, here's where the fun starts. If this keeps up, I'll be marked for slander and libel all over the internet.  So, please, by all means, anyone who hasn't voted yet, please do feel free to cast a vote for me.

Because as I've said before to the Puppy Kickers...