Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Marvel after Guardians 2: Where do we go from here?

After Age of Ultron, I did a post on the rest of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Where would it go, what would we see? What would the movies consist of?

I did the same thing after Captain America: Civil War ... which was only last year. Huh.

I didn't do anything after Doctor Strange ... though I don't recall why. Probably because it didn't have a lot to add.

It goes without saying that everything from here on out is going to have spoilers for the franchise to date. If you've seen Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2, the only spoilers will be speculation that I might get right. Also, perhaps some comic book spoilers.

If you don't want spoilers, STOP NOW.

Now then, where were we....?

After Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2...

Infinity Gems in The Line up

Throughout the series the Infinity Gems have been the major MacGuffin devices: The Tesseract / Cosmic Cube, the "mind gem" in Vision's head, the "Aether" of Thor: The Dark World, Guardians of the Galaxy delivered one to the planet of the Nova corps.... and Doctor Strange showed us a gem in the amulet of Agimotto.

Which means there is still one infinity gem left out there.

Given everything that's happened thus far, I'm surprised how little Phase 3 has been about the build up to Avengers: Infinity War.  Especially considering how little Thanos has made an appearance. The main villain, Thanos, has been a background character in three films: Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Age of Ultron, and that's about it. And yet, he's barely been involved. A little more on this later, but ... Thanos is supposed to be the villain behind everything since Avengers (okay, not everything, he's not Moriarty, but still): he provided Loki an army, unleashed a crazed Kree on the universe, and .... he showed up for a second after the credits of Age of Ultron. That's it.

On screen, we know nothing about his character, his goals, or why he wants the gems.

At this point, I'm seriously wondering just how much screen time Thanos is going to have in the upcoming films. By the time Inifinity War comes up, we will have been building towards him for a decade. (Iron Man came out in 2008).

The lineup thus far is
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
  • Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
  • Black Panther (2018)
  • Avengers: Infinity War Part I (2018)
  • Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
  • Captain Marvel (2019)
  • Avengers: Infinity War Part II (2019)
If you're wondering what happened to the Inhumans movie, Agents of SHIELD happened, that's what.

And yes, Spider-Man, even though he's shared by Sony, will be part of the MCU from here on in.

We'll also know that there is one Infinity gem left in play.

I'm going to cut out everything that isn't new, so check out the previous post to get the full story.

Where is Thanos? 

My mind is blown at how we didn't see any hint of Thanos or the infinity gems in Guardians 2. Nebula complained about how Thanos abused her growing up. But he's barely been in this franchise. Despite his appearances, even in Ultron, all he's done has been to back Loki in Avengers and the Kree in Guardians. He's had a handful of lines in the three films we've seen him in. If he's had a full page of dialogue, I'd be surprised. At best, he's a consulting supervillain.

I expected that Guardians 2 would at least have had Thanos attacking the Nova Corps to get the MacGuffin gem from GotG.

The last Gem

I was surprised that they didn't use a single gem as a plot point in Guardians 2.

Infinity gems we've done:
  • The Cube (Captain America, Avengers) currently in Asgard
  • The Eye (Doctor Strange), currently with the rest of the sorcerers.
  • The Aether (Thor: The Dark World), last seen with the Collector
  • Mind Gem (Age of Ultron), last seen with Vision, 
  • Purple Gem, (Guardians of the Galaxy), with the Nova Corps  

There is still ONE MORE GEM kicking around.  So where the bleep is it.

Is it possible that we can see the last gem in...
  • Thor: Ragnarok (2017)? Possible, but I doubt it. Asgard already has the Cube. Though I suppose Hel could be using a gem to trash Asgard.
  • Black Panther (2018)? Gee, what does Wakanda use for a power supply?
  • Avengers: Infinity War Part I (2018)? Could they be holding off until this film to reveal the last gem? Not impossible ... not sure if it's likely. I'm told that Thanos will have the whole set by the end of this film... but they could be lying.
  • Captain Marvel (2019)? It's not impossible, given the premise of Captain Marvel. More on her later.
  • Avengers: Infinity War Part II (2019)? Again, Thanos should have everything by the end of the first part. So we'll see. Marvel lies.
I suppose that they could easily hold off on the last gem until Infinity War part one. That way, we can unite Marvel cosmic with Earth bound Marvel.

Adam Warlock

There was only one reason for the the writers to have brought out the Sovereign race (the gold people) to be in this film, and it's setting up Adam Warlock, as I said last time.

Who?

This guy.



As I predicted, they're following enough of the original 1991 Infinity Gauntlet storyline that Adam Warlock made a cameo. Who is he and what does he do? Well, having read the Infinity Gauntlet comic ... I have no idea. He was designed to be the perfect creature, and was trapped in one of the infinity gems for a while, giving him a tight connection to the Gauntlet.

.... A connection he won't have time to develop at this point. Which is going to be strange. But then, it's Marvel Cosmic. It's all strange.

Celestials / Watchers



Stan Lee's cameo in this one is stranger than usual, as he's talking to a race of large, big-headed creatures. They're called Watchers and they're supposed to observe reality, even though they're really powerful, and could probably warp reality whenever they like. Earth's watcher is named Uatu.

The Watchers are Celestials, which Ego, the Living Planet, is. A celestial is, as it sounds -- a celestial being. They're all powerful, beyond reason, even. Galactus, who literally eats planets, is one of the least powerful Celestials. One of the other Celestials makes a cameo appearance in the movie, mostly by name -- Eternity. Yes, In the Marvel Cosmic universe, there is an entity called Eternity, which is the embodiment of all of space and time.

In the original Infinity Gauntlet storyline, the celestials went up against Thanos, armed with the gauntlet. This included Eternity.

Thanos won.

Consider this a moment, and just consider how deeply everyone is screwed.


The Ravagers

Yondu's people, the Ravagers, are either space pirates or space rednecks, depending on who you listen to. The cameos included Sylvester Stallone, Ving Rhames, Michelle Yeoh, as well as a magic user.

Does anyone think that Marvel wants to waste these three actors on cameos? They are heavy hitting actors, after all.  And one of them uses Doctor Strange level magic.

I don't think so either.

My best guess right now is that they're an army that they're holding in reserve for yet another end-film epic space battle. I had originally considered that, if anyone uses the Defenders in a film, they'd basically be holding off footsoldiers. It could be that they use Ravagers instead, depending on the context.

But yeah, I could see another space battle with the Ravagers to the rescue. We could see them in anything involving Marvel Cosmic -- Ragnarok or Captain Marvel.

Ragnarok

From what I can see, Thor: Ragnarok will serve as I predicted -- performing the same purpose as Civil War by moving players off of the chess board.

At least PART of Ragnarok should have Thanos. At the very least, it should have him in a final, post-credit scene in which he goes through the wreckage of Asgard, coming up with the Infinity gauntlet, and probably the Tesseract. It would basically be the final post credit scene from Age of Ultron. 

Since GotG 2 only talked about Thanos, this must be the movie that shows off what a threat level he truly is. Yes, I know that the one attacking Asgard in the trailer is a woman named Hel, or Hella, but if she's sent there by Thanos ... well then, if she's a lacky, imagine what he's like as the boss?

Doctor Strange


Again, Strange has an infinity gem.

But, more importantly, we know that Strange ends up helping Thor (and Loki) in the post-credit scenes of Strange's film.

So....
  1. Does Thor come to Strange in the middle of Ragnarok?
  2. Does Thor meet up with Strange between Ragnarok and Infinity War and we don't see what happens? Thor just shows up and bellows, "This is Strange! He is a mighty warrior and friend! Who helped me find Odin!"
  3. Or do Thor and Loki come to Strange during Infinity War?
Good questions. No idea. It all depends on how they want to play it. I'd like to see Strange in act 3 of Ragnarok, but I can't guess too

Black Panther


Again, check the previous post on this one.

Again, possibly, this might have Infinity Gem #6. Because let's face it, Wakanda has to run on something  as a power source.

Avengers: Infinity War, Part I

Depending on how this plays out, by the time this film opens, Thanos will at least have one out of the 6 gems-- and my bet is on the Cosmic cube.

It might be easy for him to get #2 from the Collector.

It'll be trickier to get #3 from Xandar. In short order, the Nova corps will be under attack in the first half of this film. Unless Thanos is going to bluff and trick his way into the good graces of the Nova corps -- however, since some people already know the name Thanos (like Drax) I think it's unlikely he can just smile and charm his way through the front door.

In short: expect a full on war as the opening gambit.

Obviously, it won't be too much like that. Remember, Thanos is playing a long game, and the opening of Infinity War could be similar to the opening of the first Avengers: a little bit of a monologue about the plan. Maybe they'll show us Thanos as a villain connected to the rest of the films, and his motivations along the way?

But after Asgard, the Collector, and the Nova corps, Thanos should be on his way to Earth. Vision has the Mind gem, and Strange has a gem of Time. If Thanos wants to collect the whole set, he has to go through the wielder of at least one, if not two gems.

Which means Thanos is going to have to go through a half dozen low rent Avengers (ie: Iron Man's Avenger team)and the sorcerers of Doctor Strange.

As I said last time, I suspect the bulk of this movie will be picking up the pieces of Civil War, bringing everyone back on board. I suspect it will also bring Stephen Strange into the Avengers (whatever may or may not be left of them).

Expect the last scene of the movie to have a money shot of every last superhero gathered in one space with the obligatory "Let's get to work" or even, maybe,just maybe, "Avengers, ASSEMBLE!" Yes, that would be one crowded room.

If I took Marvel seriously when they insisted that Coulson would be back for Avengers 3, right after "Avengers Assemble," Coulson should appear out of nowhere and answer "Whatever you say Captain."

.....But I don't have have that much confidence in them.

For all I know, this one could open with Thor crashing into Earth after Ragnarok, and playing Paul Revere: Thanos is coming, Thanos is coming! It's time to mount up.

At the end of the day, part one should be about getting the band back together.  The Russo brothers (in charge of the franchise right now) have already said that more characters will be coming in with this one. That would make a certain level of sense.

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

The fact that this sequel takes place in between films makes me think that Thanos may not be on Earth by the end of Infinity War Part I. Otherwise, nothing else would be going on.

Though it's possible that the film will take place before the opening of Infinity War, but who knows?

Though the end of this one might have an Avenger knocking on his door saying "Suit up. We have work to do."

Captain Marvel


Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers is, essentially, an Inhuman (as seen on Agents of SHIELD) an alien weapons program that tried to turn other races into living weapons of death.  In the AoS franchise, the official Inhumans license is due to the Kree ... in the comic books, the Skrulls created Captain Marvel, but we haven't seen the Skrulls, because Fox still has the license for them.

If we're going to do yet another flipping origin story (please God, no), we may start with Carol Danvers being abducted by aliens to be experimented upon. She gets powers, she gets loose, she goes to town on her captors as she fights her way back to Earth.... or she can get a ride back to Earth in an after-credits scene with Christ Pratt. Perhaps.

If the GotG aren't already in Infinity War part 1, I will lay money, right here, right now, that Carol Danvers will be given a ride home (in a post-credit scene), by the Guardians. Because this is another way to bring this particular band of misfits to Earth.

Right now, we need a link between Marvel Earth and Marvel Cosmic. Thor and Marvel are really the only places that it can happen outside of Infinity War.

Infinity War Part II

Welcome to the End of All Things.  This should be the biggest, baddest, most epic shootout ever.

Again, I've heard that Thanos will have every gem by the end of Infinity War Part 1. Yes, I know it's not the title anymore, so shoot me. I don't have a better one, unless it's Infinity Quest.

But since we were told one thing and got another for Guardians 2 (Facebook remembers all), I'm not going to place money on being told the truth from anybody at Marvel.

So my options are.
  1. The Avengers are in a beat-the-clock chase to collect all the Infinity Gems before Thanos can get them, 
  2. We're going to defend the gems of Earth!
  3. "Thanos has all the gems, and the gauntlet, and we're screwed."

If it's #3, this might be their excuse to start recasting certain actors (like Robert Downey Jr., who is both awesome, and getting too old for this, and reaching 9 Marvel films by this point).

Yes, Infinity War #1 could end with Thanos getting the final infinity gem. Except I've read the original comic book. Think of it this way: any one of these gems seen thus far can destroy a planet, if not the universe. Now collect all six....

It will be bad for our heroes. In the comic, when Thanos had all six gems, he won. Against everybody. And then he did something truly stupid.

Obviously, the people who have gems will feature heavily in this one.  Vision and Doctor Strange may not be enough, even if they're both at their full potential.

If they're lucky, this battle will take place in outer space, and not on Earth.

If it takes place on Earth, let's hope it takes place in a desert that doesn't have a lot of people.

Also, remember all of the street-level fighting that happened in The Avengers? If the Russos really want to play ball with every character ever, then we should have NetFlix meet up with The Avengers. Especially since The Defenders show up this year. They could dealwith the street-level, "Save the civilians" work while the heavy hitters try to stop the threat. However, given how little interaction there has been, I'm not holding my breath.

My money is more on the Ravagers acting as the infantry.

I think that's all I have right now. We'll see if I'm right about any of this. But there are pieces of the puzzle starting to emerge, though I'm surprised at how many are still in the shadows.

We'll see.


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Monday, June 5, 2017

A Pius Man is coming back

It's back. 

For everyone who has ever hated Dan Brown.

For everyone who wanted more action out of a Catholic novel while still having morals.

For anyone who actually wanted accurate history in a novel.

Welcome back to A Pius Man: A Holy Thriller.

We do not have an Amazon link for the book just yet, but you can pre-order the novel right here, right now. The price is reduced right now, so, this is the time to order it.


Come and get it.

We're going to have so much fun.

Review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

While I was not as enamored of the first Guardians of the Galaxy as most of the population, I thought it was an okay, insane romp that introduced us to the cosmic MCU. I liked it better than Ant-Man, but that's about it.

And Frankly, I think this in in the top half of the best Marvel films.

This was ... surprisingly, a character driven story all the way. I was actually kind of shocked. Character? Really? Yes, really. Bring a tissue for this one, believe it or not. It feels like that, if Joss Whedon told James Gunn to bring the crazy, the Russo brothers (Captain America: Civil War) told him to bring the character-- as they had for civil war.

And I liked the opening credits. Like with the first one, the credits are done to a dance sequence .... only with an epic battle going on in the background.

It is not a spoiler to say that Kurt Russel plays Peter Quill's father. The first minute of the film begins with a young Kurt Russell, complete with Snake Plisken hair, and Peter's mother. I can't tell if Kurt has aged that well, it was awesome makeup, or impressive CGI.


Fast forward to the present, where the Guardians are working as mercenaries, clearing out an interdimensional beastie going after batteries on an alien planet. And, with the usual people skills we have expected from them, they piss off the clients, and have an army on their backs.

Enter Kurt Russell, as Ego, the Living Planet. He's a celestial, a demi-god with some interesting powers and abilities. At this point, the plot splits two ways -- with Peter off with his father, while the empire hunting them have sent Yondu (Michael Rooker) and his ravagers after them.

Hilarity ensues.


In Kurt Russell's employ is a "Pet," an empath named Mantis (Pom Klementieff). And I have to tell you, I was impressed with how well she was utilized over the course of the film. For example, Drax is so stoic, Mantis' expressions brought a lot to his character, and moved the plot along. Pom Klementieff has an amazingly expressive face, and brings a lot to the characters, while having one of her own, despite the circumstances. What circumstances?

Long, long story.

Believe it or not, they have this interesting theme of family going through the film. I was surprised at how delicately it was presented. There wasn't any heavy handed writing or delivery. It helps that the theme comes at the audience from multiple different directions in a varieties of styles-- from Ego and Peter, Yondu and Rocket, Gamora and Nebula, Gamora and Peter... ish.... and Drax, all by himself. Not to mention that we've also got a great theme of how your choices, and your decisions, make you -- because you are more than just who gave birth to you.

The money shot.
As for the acting .... again, total surprise. Chris Pratt is allowed some interesting range in this film ...in fact, most of them are, but Peter Quill is put through so much in this movie, I'm surprised Pratt pulled it off. The same for Kurt Russell -- but Kurt's an old hand at this by now. The script handed him a lot to do, and he was up to the challenge. Dave Bautista managed to pull off more characteristics of Drax, using less on the screen. In part, that's due to Mantus. Hell, Yandu, the blue space redneck from volume 1, brought a lot of emotional depth. This is still the best acting job that Vin Diesel had ever done.


My only question is with Zoe Saldana and Karen Gillian (Nebula), who both need more to do. Yes, Saladana, as Gamora, is fun, and her relationship with Nebula is an entertaining subplot in the film. But damn it, Nebula has not been given enough material to justify the hiring of Karen Gillian. She had one scene -- exactly one-- where there was emotional depth. But I'm not sure we needed an actress as well as Gillian in order to do it. Saldana has more to do, and I'm glad she was allowed to dance. Because she's a ballerina by training.

So, yeah, this was a fun little film.

Also: Watch out for cameos from: David Hasselhoff (really), Michelle Yeoh, Ving Rhames, and even Sylvester Stallone.


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Sunday, June 4, 2017

The Catholic Geek: Art of the Last Cities of Earth 06/04

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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Music blog: Schindler's List Main Theme - Tina Guo

Beta readers are taking over my computer today to read through Good to the Last Drop.

So, I'm taking a break and reading.

Enjoy the music.





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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

TV Review: 2017 Season Finale

Several of the shows I'm going to list I haven't done a review of yet, so bear with me.

For example? I have not reviewed...

24: Legacy: It's ... okay. The basic setup hasn't changed. In this particular case, we have an Army Ranger who took out not-Osama knockoff #6. He and his Rangers are being hunted by not-Osama's son. The son is also looking for a list of sleeper cells they want to activate, and one of the Rangers have stolen. Miranda Otto plays a former CTU head who planned the mission. She's married to a Presidential candidate. Hilarious ensues. Our lead is married, and sends his wife to the protection of his brother, the gang leader, so that's another subplot.

Part of the problem with the show was our lead. Yes, they had traded Kiefer Sutherland for a younger black actor, but the problem isn't that he's young, black, or just not Kiefer. That isn't the problem-- it's that everybody was more interesting. Miranda Otto was interesting, her husband, played by Jimmy Smits (whose father was Gerald MacRanie, go figure) were interesting. Our lead's gangsta brother is more charismatic than he was. I also liked gangstas versus jihadis, that was fun. And we had Oded Fehr (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns) once again playing Middle Eastern.  It was all right. And it's renewed. We'll see how far nostalgia can take them. 7/10

Taken: Yes, this is supposed to be a prequel to the films, only they're really not trying that hard for accuracy. There is only one person who looks like he could turn into a character we saw in the films.

On the one hand, I like the cast. Jennifer Beals needs a career, and she's fun.. One or two characters from The Unit make a return in basically the same roles. And yes, I can see their lead growing up to be Liam Neeson.

Though the pace is incredibly different from the films, ponderous, and very slow some times. Though I must admit, Vince Flynn would be happy with the dead politician count. And it's supposed to be under a Hillary Clinton administration (the President is referred to as "she"), so the depth of the political corruption is hilarious, and I don't think they meant it to be so.

6/10, with room to grow.


iZombie: I originally tripped over this show on NetFlix, tried the first episode, and ended up binging the first season in on go. Then season 2. I was a little worried about Season 3. Would it hold up on a week to week format? Apparently.  The Premise of the series is simple: Zombies are only mindless killers under certain conditions -- but if they get their brains quickly enough, they can pass for albino humans. Olivia "Liv" Moore (yes, breath in the pun) works at a morgue, so she can get her brains. Her boss, Ravi, used to work at the CDC, caught on to her condition, and started thinking "cure." At the end of season 2, we were introduced to a PMC that is filled with zombies, and I thought "oh, come on, are these the bad guys in season 3? This is going to be cliche and sucky."  No.  It isn't. No, they didn't. They took the premise and went a direction I didn't even think of. It's awesome, really. It is funny as all yell, and smart. You might even say that have a really, really nice set .... of brains.

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH

Go, watch it.

10/10... Yes. Really. There hasn't been a sucky episode yet. And it's still broadcasting.

The Arrowverse.


Sigh. I'm done with The Flash, Supergirl, probably done with Legends of the IdiotsArrow is the only one that's tolerable lately.

The problem is still that the season-long plot is overshadowing the villain of the week, and I liked the villain du jour method of handling problems. I remember when they used to be able to do both at once.
  • The Flash: They lost my interest early on this season. They opened with the "Flashpoint" alternate timeline, and made the start of the season so disorienting that people I watched it with were confused and turned off. Then it went totally downhill, becoming melodrama, and completely rejecting any and all sense of plot and story for the sake of whining. Then there's a vision of the future where Iris is murdered, and everyone's attention is focused on saving her.... it might have been nice if I cared about the character. Iris died in the comics, time for her to die in the show, too. Barry will get over it. 4/10
  • Legends of Tomorrow: Due to schedule conflicts, Arthur Darville, Captain Hunter, left for the first half of the season. This put Sarah Lance in charge of the ship. And I don't think I cared when she seduced a French queen while her colleagues were being shot at -- oh, wait, I really do. They plain old pissed me off when they put Guinevere in plate armor AND had her making out with Sarah. And their Union versus Zombies episode? Don't even get me started on that BS. Right now, I'd be more interested in a Captain Cold and Heat Wave TV show, except they already have that on Fox, and it's called Prison Break. 4/10
  • Supergirl: Agit-prop dumpster fire where they care less for plot and character than any of the shows above, and that is an extremely difficult challenge. 1/10
  • Arrow: Aside from some editing, and needing a shorter season, season 5 was fairly solid. And the return of Manu Bennett was nice to see. I only hope that means he can come back to the show on a regular basis now. But they lose an entire point for attempting to do a gun control episode, and doing it poorly; it was message fiction that barely had a coherent message. Also, for their torture Oliver episode. 7/10
MacGyver: I watch for the Murdoc episodes. That actor chews scenery in an entertaining fashion. It's fun to watch. And while it's gotten better than the first episodes, it's still mediocre. 5/10

NCIS: This was a strange season, and I think it took have the season for them to get their bearings. The cast seems tired of showing up, and Gibbs has less and less screentime. I'm waiting for them to have Gibbs die, set MacGee up as team leader, and we can close the book on this show before it turns into original CSI on us. Because right now, the minute that actors David MacCallum, Paulie Perrette, or Sean Murray die, or decide to leave the show, the producers had better hit the panic button, because I will stop watching soon after. 6-/10, depending on the episode.

NCIS: Los Angeles -- I say this every time, but someone has to stop pretending that LL Cool J and Chris O'Donnell are interesting. I watch for .... pretty much everyone else, really. There is some fun character byplay that, at times, reminds me of Homicide: Life on the Streets. 7/10

NCIS: New Orleans -- This was a very strange season. I'm not even sure if I liked where they ended up. At least they remembered to have New Oreleans in their New Orleans show.  6/10.

Scorpion: I like the pacing. I like the characters, who have turned into entertaining people instead of the cardboard caricatures from the first episode. But good Lord, someone tell them to stop pretending to have something like science. The space rocket episode? No. Just no. Mileage may vary. 6-8/10

Hawaii 5-0: It's okay. Nothing really stood out about this season. Though I'm getting tired of the old married couple bickering of our main characters. You'd think they'd tone it down after a while. 6/10

Blue Bloods: Solid series. Generally sane. They usually deal with topics as apolitically as possible. But there were still a few elements of pure stupid in there. They avoided some of the SJW scripts this season, I don't know how, but they did. Congrats, guys.  9/10.

Criminal Minds: AAARRRRGGGGHHHH. If anyone does a repeat of this season, I'm done. While the season-long story arc had a satisfactory conclusion, good God, it was painful to watch .... I'm sorry, not watch, fast forward through. "Spencer in jail" was a waste of time, generally not interesting, and I was able to pick up on what was happening while I sped through the Shawshank sequences.  6/10, and don't do that again.

Bull: Eh. I generally like the series.  It's mostly a 6/10, though the last few episodes were closer to 8/10 -- mostly due to the introduction of Eliza Dushku, a character who could talk at least as good a game as Michael Weatherly. If we keep her for season 2, I'll probably even watch.

Lucifer: With the introduction of Tricia Helfer as Lucifer's mother, a goddess, they lost any pretense of this being the Judeo-Christian Devil, and basically turned the show into a straight-up urban fantasy. I guess that could be seen as an improvement, so they're obviously tossing out any standard mythology around Lucifer. Also, since there is no reference to Jesus as a historical event within the universe, it pretty much makes this more Zoroastrian than Judeo-Christian. Turn your brain off, enjoy the insanity. It's a comedy police procedural ... almost like Castle. Only more insane. 8/10

Elementary: It was okay. The season finale subplot was out of left field, and jarring, and I'm not sure I was a fan of the primary arch. Tolerable, and generally entertaining. 7/10.

The Blacklist: The second half of the season had nothing to do with the first half, and that's a positive. The war with "Mister Kaplan" was an interesting battle, and there's a glimmer of an explanation behind everything going on. But I think they have only one more season left to them. They've broken up the story into half-seasons, and it's getting a little tedious. Finish it, or ratings finish you, Blacklist. 7/10-- points deducted for the first half of the season sucking so much.

Lethal Weapon:  Still the best series of the season. 10/10. If you haven't watched, you're missing out. It has heart, humor, character development, and a great balanced between solo episodes and overall season plot. I miss this series, and next season needs more episodes. Watch it, and throw out the Mel Gibson films.

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Monday, May 29, 2017

Kal Spriggs reviews Honor at Stake

So, a quick post today. Kal Spriggs posted his review of Honor at Stake over at his blog. 

Some highlights

"clever and funny.  The characters are witty, the plot is fast-paced and the story is engaging."

"The main characters are smart, engaging, and keeps you guessing.".

"I recommend it, especially if you like your contemporary fantasy with a pinch of humor and a lot of action."

"I, for one, can’t wait to read more!"
I'm good with this. Heh.

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TV Season Review: Good, the Bad, the Cancelled



Today, I'm going to be looking atre shows that will no longer be with us, but that really should have been around at least a little longer.

APB: You may remember back when I first posted the trailed for this series that it looked like Tony Stark takes over a police precinct. It was and it wasn't. Gideon Reeves, who looks like a SpaceX clone, is more of a tech geek and slightly less of an egomaniac than Tony Stark ever was. The premise was simple: after his best friend his murdered in the middle of a stickup, Gideon finds a way to take over the overworked Chicago precinct where he was killed. Instead of it being a one-trick pony, endlessly repeated, it had a very nice, even surprising balance. They usually introduced a new problem every week, and between his technology, and the basic police work, the problem is solved somehow -- usually after the problem adapts to each new solution. It was a fun show, and I don't know what the ratings looked like that killed it. But it was a solid 9/10, and it never had a chance. Damnit.

Pure Genius. While I originally likened this show to Tony Stark runs a hospital, it really wasn't. Yes, it was another tech genius, but he was highly charismatic in his element, yet amazingly socially awkward in every facet of his social life. He's better with tech than people. It was a nice look at some emerging medical biotechnology -- several of which hit the news as the show was on the air. So, I was seriously surprised at how well this show worked. But it was poorly marketed (the commercials looked nothing like the show, which is a good thing, the ads suck), and premiered late in the season, and had a limited run, as well as attempting to go up against The Blacklist, which is a bad call on their part. 9/10. RIP

Conviction: Haley Atwell can't get a break. A show that could have been pure agit-prop turned out to be surprisingly well executed. But after a half-season, I guess the ratings didn't support it. Again, I think the commercials didn't really grasp how much fun it was going to be.

Blacklist Redemption: I had given up on The Blacklist, because I was sick and tired of all the various and sundry crap around agent Keen, the Russian gangster who kidnapped her baby, and I'd just had enough.  But this brought me back to the original show. A mid-season replacement, Blacklist Redemption focused on Tom Keen, expert con man, as he joined a private security firm to run Mission: Impossible operations every week. It didn't hurt that Famke Janssen is still breathtaking at her age. The writing was sharp and tightly put together, with 24-style camera work. It brought me back to the main series, and I'm going to be interested to see if they integrate the story from this one into the main Blacklist storyline. Hopefully, they will. 7/10. RIP

Training Day: Damn it, I liked this show. While I had never seen the movie, the TV show picks up after Denzel's character goes down. Frank Rourke is presented as a dirty cop, though I think he's probably more accurately portrayed as a gray cop. He'll take a duffel bag full of cash from white slavers he just gunned down .... and use it to set up the slaves in new lives. His girlfriend is a madam, but they work. It's strange. It was also nice to see Katrina Law in a different environment from Arrow. The narration was fun, the comments hilarious, it was un-PC as all heck ... and then Bill Paxton, the lead, dies. Can't really run a show without the main character. It was also moved to Saturday night after he died, so lord only knows what that did to the ratings. 9/10. RIP

Notorious: It was a fun show that replaced a Shonda Rhimes piece of garbage. But it was smart and it was witty, and it had a basic ethical and moral code, so all of the people who watched expecting a Shonda Rhimes clone didn't get their usual fare of putrid filth, and so tuned out.

Ransom: This show was amazing. I'm just sorry I never got a chance to review it. This not only had the disadvantage of airing on Saturday night, it also had the problem that it was smart. No character -- not a single person -- was stupid on this show. Nobody. Not the HTs, not the cops. Everyone was spot on, with great writing, great acting, and awesome execution. It followed a team of hostage negotiators around the world, settling kidnappings. They never played the same trick twice. They never had a simple solution. They kept putting in variation after variation. It was fun. And it's dead. 9/10. RIP

Criminal Minds: Beyond Boarders: Or as I called it, Criminal Minds International was actually pretty fun. Then again, it was essentially the return of Mac Taylor from CSI: New York, the only park of the franchise that I wanted to keep going. Sadly, despite an interesting cast, fun dialogue, and some surprisingly badass moments, the show is dead. It still lasted longer than the last Criminal Minds spinoff, Suspect Behavior.  7/10, RIP

Grimm: This show was at least allowed to die a natural death. After years of twists, turns, and basically being Buffy for adults, this one had a solid resolution to most of the dangling threads that I recall throughout the series. While there could have been better setup for the final boss battle, I think that, all in all, it balanced out. Despite one of their last seasons going full GrimmDark (no pun intended), they brought the show back from the abyss, with "they all lived happily ever after." 8/10. RIP

Time After Time: Hey, a TV show based off of a film from the 70s, what could go wrong? The premise is that HG Wells built a time machine, and it is stolen by Jack the Ripper. Jack goes into our time period, and Wells follows after him.  This might have worked better if they had done something strange ... like told their own story, instead of stealing it beat for beat from the original film. Seriously, the movie version (of the same name) had Wells taking time to adapt to the current environment, puzzling things out as they go along. It also had Macolm MacDowell and David Warner as Wells and Jack. This? This had Brent Dalton, Agent Lifeless from Agents of Stupid, as Jack the Ripper .... Sadly, he was the best actor here. I finished the pilot, and then gave up on the whole thing. It was cancelled two episodes later. Do I have timing or what? 3/10 Rest in Pieces.

Doubt: A crusading lawyer show, starring Dule Hill, Katherine Heigel, and Elliot Gould. I'm surprised I even tried in the first place, since I don't believe in crusading lawyers. I gave up 15 minutes into episode one. It didn't make it to episode three. 1/10. Go to Hell, and stay there.

Emerald City: Vincent D'Onofrio is the Wizard of Oz! Sign me up! Yay! This is going to be awesome! .... Oh, wait, he's barely in the show? .... And it's a Grim and Gritty retelling? ... the Munchkins are actually savages, the Yellow brick road is only yellow pollen, Dorothy is a nurse with a police dog, and the Scarecrow without a brain is actually a former storm trooper for the Wizard's tyrannical rule, and he has amnesia? Are you freaking kidding me? I got through episode 1, and I wish I hadn't. The directing looked like that someone wanted to be Sam Raimi when they grew up, but have yet to grow up. -2/10. Yes. I gave it negative numbers. D'Onofrio may do his penance by making a Kingpin Netflix show. Everyone else? You're fired.

Here, the season is almost over. Have some books.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2017

On the Books: Writing Action

I'm going to be live with Brian Niemeier ... pretty much now. Come, ask me questions.