Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Review: Monster Hunter Memoirs: Sinners

John Ringo's second book in the Monster Hunter Momoirs: Sinners, is both better and worse than Grunge.

Our hero from the last book, Chad, is continuing his mission to be a Monster Hunting killing machine. Due to circumstances beyond his control, he has to leave Seattle, his home base in Grunge. After complaining -- a lot -- about never wanting to be in the heat ever again, MHI headquarters has the perfect gig for him: New Orleans. The Big Easy has got a lot of problems, and it needs all the help it can get.


Sinners does a great job of capturing the flavor of New Orleans, especially when you consider that standard policy can boil down to "Don't scare the tourists." Every local either believes in the dark arts, or practices the dark arts. Of course, we have at least one team member who really wants to turn every other beastie into jambalaya, shootouts in cities of the dead, and one massive shootout at marti gras.

Oh, yes, and for the record, Mr. Ringo, I saw what you did there with those chapter titles.

Another thing Ringo did better here than in Grunge is build an emotional connection to his teammates. At the end of Grunge, one of Chad's teammates dies.  Listening to John Ringo at DragonCon, we were supposed to feel the emotional impact of the character death. I didn't then. Here? Oh yes. Characters were much better established, and for the most part, when characters died, I felt it.

Critics of Grunge will be happy to know that Chad spends less time getting lucky and more time being pummeled. There is even less sex in this book than in Grunge, and seriously, people, he spent more time on politics than sex. And for some reason, people claimed he was a Mary Sue .... to which I will soon reply with a blog post explaining what a Mary Sue looks like, because obviously, people have little to no experience with the phenomenon. Yes, he's a super genius who's good at shooting people, but he's also hospitalized every few chapters.

The only thing that's really off-putting about this novel is the marked shift from "looking backwards."  In Grunge, there is a lot of time spend on his family, and Ringo outright states that the larger evil behind everything Chad is fighting is Chad's brother. This book? Nope. Barely a whisper of Chad's family, and not a whisper about what's the ultimate evil of the trilogy. I'm wondering how much of that is editorial, or how much was in the process of the novel. These books are thinner than Ringo's usual fair, so if you told me he wrote them as one continuous novel, broken up into a trilogy, that would explain certain things.

Also, in Grunge, time was spent on the moral of the story: "Chad" wrote each chapter to illustrate a point. Here, there's no such clear lesson plan; "Chad" does have "pro-tips" scattered throughout, but the concept seems strangely abandoned. Perhaps this is due to the chaotic nature of New Orleans, where every night is insane, and the full moon is like Arkham asylum let everyone out on a day pass, so Chad is merely fitting in tips where he can.

Heh, it's a coin toss.

Final verdict is still the same: Sinners is even better than Grunge. Go out, buy it, enjoy it, consider it for a Dragon Award next year. (No, not a Hugo. Ringo will freaking skin you alive if he found out)

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Music blog: Enya does Silent Night

Tis the season.




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Monday, December 19, 2016

The Secret Kings is released

To give Brian Niemeier a fighting chance in this year's Dragon Awards, I am signal boosting his latest property, The Secret Kings, so that all know that it has been released. It is the sequel to his Dragon Award winning novel, Souldancer.

And no, I have not reviewed any of his works lately. I'm about two or three years behind on Timothy Zahn's Honorverse novels.

Anyway, I'm posting this now so that when The Secret Kings loses to Live and Let Bite this year, the same people have compared and contrasted, and realized I was the superior author. BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

..... And if you take that seriously, then you believe that I really held his Dragon Award hostage at knifepoint. :)

Anyway, be well, all.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahem

Anyway....

 

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Tis the Season to the Hostile

So, after several months of 16 hours days, working on five projects at once (I may be underestimating this), and releasing three books in a month -- and there's a good reason for that -- and trying to keep up the radio show, I'm sick.

Actually, I've been sick for about a month. But it's finally gotten to the point where I am now forced to admit that I'm sick.

Of course, all of the people who have been telling me to rest and relax are the same people who are constantly bugging me, and wondering why I'm not at their beck and call.

Why not? Guess what, people, BECAUSE I'M SICK.  Thank you.

Here's some music.

Bah humbug.




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Saturday, December 17, 2016

Music Blog: Amazing Grace (Peter Hollens)

No, it's not Christmas Music.

But it's Peter Hollens.

Enjoy.

Movie Night: Murder by Natural Causes

This is another Levinson and Link ... mystery, for lack of a better term. It's a murder from the murderer's point of view. And it shouldn't be a shock -- after all, they did it dozens of times with every episode of Columbo.

This is, in essence, a 5-man play. Hal Holbrook stars as a mentalist with a bad heart. His younger wife has taken on a younger lover, played by Barry Bostwick.  And they have a cunning plan to make certain that she doesn't need a divorce: a murder with no fingerprints.

But anyone who has ever seen The Mentalist tv show knows that playing games with a mentalist is never as simple and as straightforward as anyone thinks it is.




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Friday, December 16, 2016

Music blog: O come, O come, Emmanuel

The carols are up and running. Time for Peter Hollens




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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Music Blog: Carol of the Bells (Peter Hollens)

My only problem with this one?

Too short.

Enjoy everyone.





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Christmas Is Here, Elize Ryd

From the lead singer of Amaranthe ... one of them, anyway.

How do I NOT share an album called Ragnarok Yuletide?






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Monday, December 12, 2016

Top 10 Christmas Classics

Tolstoy said, "All happy families are happy in the same way; all unhappy families are unhappy in their own unique way."

This, of course, as has been discussed before in a previous post, is bullcrap. Pure 100% unfettered bullcrap.

To prove it in this particular instance, take my family, please. Growing up, I had a distinct set of Christmas films. I would even go so far as to call them unique. The following list consists of these Christmas films, in no particular order; the numbers are not indicative of quality, simply to count them off.

#1 Captain Newman, MD

My family has, from time to time, described itself as "philo-semetic". that would explain why a group of Irish Catholic New Yorkers know all the words to "Hava Nagila," in English AND Hebrew. This might explain why one of these Christmas movies is written by a man named Leo Rosten.

This movie stars Tony Curtis and Angie Dickinson and Gregory Peck. If you can believe that Captain Ahab is the head doctor of a mental ward in World War II, you have a pretty good idea where this is going. This includes bit parts from James Gregory (Manchurian Candidate, Barney Miller), and also includes a bit part by Robert Duval, (The Godfather I and II, To Kill a Mockingbird).  Duval might also be familiar to people who remember the original film "MASH". If you do not remember these films, please go out and rent them, thank you.

What makes this a Christmas movie? Mostly Act Three, and the conclusion. The themes are present throughout the movie, but you don't see it until the finale.




#2 Desk Set

A charming little Tracy and Hepburn comedy, and one of the few times I really enjoy them together. It's computers versus people ... and it ends at the most wonderful time of the year.  Heh

#3 Bell Book and Candle

Jimmy Stewart is a book publisher, Kim Novak is a witch. Jack Lemmon is her insane brother. When Novak puts Stewart under her spell, the problem really becomes who ends up bewitched, bothered and bewildered. Largely a comedy that takes place over a week, from December 25th to New Years. Hilarity ensues.

#4 The Bishop's Wife


Our current generation might be aware of that particular abomination called The Preacher's Wife, which was not only a criminal waste of the acting talents of Denzel Washington and Courtney B. Vance, but was a flat-out rape of a good classic film. The original Bishop's Wife starred the always-charming David Niven (Guns of Navarone), Loretta Young, and the ubiquitous Cary Grant (Notorious, North by Northwest, any popular Hitchcock that didn't star Jimmy Stewart). If you have been fortunate enough to avoid The Preacher's Wife, an Episcopal pastor prays for aid, and he gets it in the form of angel Grant. Hilarity ensues.

This film also stars Monty Wooly, the Yale professor - turned- actor who taught Cole Porter. which leads to...

#5 The Man Who Came to Dinner

In this one, Monty Wooly stars as a beloved radio personality who makes Doctor House look warm and cuddly. He come to Small Town America, slips on the ice, and is trapped there. He is confined to the house of the family that was to host him, and proceeds to make their life a living hell, belittling them, their friends, their town, and causing general mayhem.

Also starring Bette Davis as his secretary, in possibly the only role I ever found her remotely attractive or appealing.

Also guest starring Jimmy Durante as the most bizarre deus ex machina ever. 

A more recent version stars Nathan Lane as the titular Scrooge, co-starring the ghost of Jimmy Durante. 

Speaking of Scrooge...


#6 Scrooged

One of Bill Murray's better performances outside of Ghostbusters, recasting Scrooge into the world of modern, cutthroat Wall Street, in charge of a major TV network. The four spirits that haunt this fellow cannot be translated into a Disney cartoon, unlike the original. His female lead is Karen Allen (Raiders of the Lost Ark, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull). It is dark, and it is funny, despite having Bobcat Goldthwait (okay, he was funny here, and maybe Police Academy).

#7 Lethal Weapon

Even though this film has not aged well, and is populated by more psychos than a Norman Bates family reunion, it has a bizarre charm in its use of Christmas carols. Yes, I grew up with this film. I can't really watch it anymore, since so much of it creaks, but it held up for years.

#8 The Long Kiss Goodnight

A female Jason Bourne, played by Geena Davis, aided by a low-rent PI, played by the grand muthaf****r himself, Samuel L. Jackson. It is a very 90s movie, but still holds up well. It's MacGuffin ... doesn't work today, but it worked then because it was the first one to do it.

#9 and #10 Die Hard and Die Harder

I've done two blogs on why Die Hard is perfect. I don't think I really need to follow it up. But while Die Harder feels like a rehash of the first one, it has some nice twists, an interesting cast, including the late Senator Frank Thompson.



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